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A tall, slight girl with long, messy purple hair.
She wears a pair of thick, green cut-epoxy glasses; the lenses flicker with glowing symbols.
She has a shaved patch on the left side of her head, with a protruding twist-lock electrical connector.

'lewd' is a garbage word. may i suggest, uh, blornic

I have an MIT undergrad admissions interview tomorrow! Wish me luck 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

i legit think that more tv shows need to start out extremely stressful and full of drama, and as the plot points are resolved, gradually get more and more chilled out and end up as a kind of fun, no-stakes, slice-of-life mood show

@Excuse_haver tfw ur hijacking operation is interrupted by rival hijackers, and then their hijack is also hijacked by a third group of hijackers, and then it turns that everybody aboard the plane were also hijackers, and you have no hostages anymore because everyone on board is a hijacker

All I wanna do is see me turn into a giant woman,
A giant woman!
All I wanna be is someone who gets to be a giant woman.

Might get cancelled on purpose and get it over with

yeah I'm sapiosexual —

someone,
anyone,
please,
i've
outrun
some
eighteen
xenomorphs,
urgent
assistance
loved

@unascribed i just had a brief connectivity issue with s.t which now appears to be fixed. i deleted the relevant posts; sorry to bother you!

... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮.

𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮,

𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓱

@er1n hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tube

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as a non-american, for my first few years of internet use, i was confused about why americans were so respectful of veterinarians

they should get Louis CK for the Eric Andre Show and let Eric and Hannibal ritually torture him

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