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A tall, slight girl with long, messy purple hair.
She wears a pair of thick, green cut-epoxy glasses; the lenses flicker with glowing symbols.
She has a shaved patch on the left side of her head, with a protruding twist-lock electrical connector.

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meta i guess? 

dunno what the shoulder thing is about but here does this make boomers mad or something

playing through ds1 and im really upset post-hoc that i was told i was most like gwynevere ("what ds char am i most like") by someone on here, four years ago. please. at least say im like gwyndolin (bishi proportions)

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do you use the lists feature in Mastodon?

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this one is for people who primarily use the Mastodon web UI

do you use the 'advanced' multi-column layout or the single column layout?

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y'all are stinkers which is like a lesser rascal which is like a lesser menace which is similar to a scoundrel but weaker. you are weak

its only designed for sleepy.zone. if other ppl wanna use it thats fine but its just a lil thing. and that makes it SO much cuter and more enjoyable

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writing social software again. its kinda shit, a combo imageboard/forum, its small, its not federated. im having infinitely more fun than anything like this i touched before.

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I heard that actuvitypub 3 is sponsored by tenga and dun and bradstreet

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if you think about it i'm like a she/they version of 3kliksphilip

i do my funny lil tasks i do my funny lil chores

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bringing mastodon's sponsors together with a new product: sex doll that helps you cheat on tests

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dont wanna use mastodon (features stagnating, keeps getting worse, eugen). would use pleroma but it technically sucks ass and makes people instablock you. everything else is bad or incomplete or abandoned or all three

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time to go wash my nuts and prepare them for another day of flattening at the warehouse

i wanna fedi metasearch engine (not to search for content, but to find new active accounts to follow because half my follows are inactive)

its really impressive how peoplea re still mad at eugen for something on a weekly basis. youd think hed figure it out at some point, or that people would get tired of getting mad at him and just run him off the project or something

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