folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...
i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.
please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!
i just boosted this onto the TL to make a point that last August we would absolutely lose our minds for anything involving the word "toot," but we've since grown more sophisticated and refined in the past year.
and now you cackling jackals have boosted it like another 25 times in just the past few minutes, before i could even write that post. 😤
@jackdaw_ruiz okay but like
how do i get one of them
@er1n
erin. c'mon now with this question.
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of course they sold out! now excuse me as i come by on this heavy as shit, clunky, solid gold hoverboard!