folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...
i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.
please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!
erin. c'mon now with this question.
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of course they sold out! now excuse me as i come by on this heavy as shit, clunky, solid gold hoverboard!
@jackdaw_ruiz okay but like
how do i get one of them
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