CATGIRLS are turning your kids into COMMUNIST LESBIANS who write HASKELL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE PROGRAMS
@er1n Oh noes, whatever shall we do?
*worries the poor dear will be lost to non-strict evaluation.*
@kellerfuchs this is the correct answer
@er1n I can testify
Look what they did to me nya
@er1n I think the haskell is the most shocking part of this
@er1n good tbh
@er1n okay but can we have a conversation about how weird it is that functional programming and leftist thought arise together. what makes these things related past "we could be doing things better" or is that it?
@er1n whatever you do, do not answer "they hate classes"
@er1n Shit that's me
This explains so much
@er1n what about rust.
@wxcafe that's me! Rustbian
@er1n all the people I know whomst rust are transbians, dang
@er1n this is my kink
@er1n And this is a problem why? 😉
@kmckaig absolutely not a problem
@er1n is this a summer camp I can send them to or something? I'd like to sign them up plz
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