cave femme cat mom @er1n@social.mecanis.me

“But dad, what if I’m sorted into House Anarchism?”

“Karl Vladimir Kropotkin Potter, you were named for three headmasters of socialism. One of them was an anarchist, and he was probably the most socialist man I ever knew.”

Getting pregnant is just gods loot crate.

Being a parent is simply paying micro-transactions to the lord.

RT @garybrannan@twitter.com

Right, you know the drill today. It’s a lovely night. Get down your polling station and vote. It takes 30 seconds and at least you can say you did your bit, and you’ve got until 10:00pm. #EuElection2019

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/garybrannan/status/1131619807038791681

#np #nowplaying #fediplay Fearofdark - Penguins Of The Apocalypse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbgmxiRZc-8

IAU: dogs are not planets
POP CULTURE: ALL ASTRONOMERS HATE DOGS

@roxy every time i think about tim folin's career path he feels like a blessed cryptid. Like, "yeah i'm a programmer I make NES games. Oh, my games need music? Okay I guess I'll just *drops shit that blows the fuckin pants off anything anyone else was making with the system at the time* anyway back to programming"

you look down and all your toes have popped off from your feet and are now rehearsing complex choreography. one is framing the camera and another is organizing the costumes. you watch patiently for a minute until one tugs on your jeans. you pick him up and bring him up to your ear. he whispers, "excuse me sir, this is a closed rehearsal." you get up and try to walk away, but you fall over instead, because you have no toes.

I said, "No, Cher."

I'm a huge fan of trabants, in particular the 601, an east Germany car made from 1964 to 1990.

And Jalopy has you drive what's basically a 601, in a relaxing adventure, story driven (hah), with low poly and beautiful scenes. All while allowing you to upgrade and modify your trabant 601, er, I mean, Laika 601!

The game is super light too, the DL is less than 400MB, DRM free (can also grab a steam key for 1$ if you really want).

Direct link:
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/jalopy-free?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_twos_tile_index_2_c_freegame_2019_storetile_jalopy

Any product designers want to take this over from me for money let me know I am very frustrated

Yo British people is Torie a nickname for Victoria there or has it been ruined by fascists

I mean, idk what I'm doing but I sure am trying

#mastoart

white boys be having the default Mii hairstyle

Other teens: We love to smoke beer pills and dance to thump music at the ass club
Me: holy shit they're selling used camper trailers on craigslist for under $2k

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