@InvaderXan @Juju honestly give me a cs major gf with a huge bed and a gardening/anatomy/chemistry hobby, this guy doesn't deserve her at all

my french bank won't allow me to use a password that's longer than 6 characters, and all of these must be numbers.
they're deploying 2fa but it's only through their mobile app and you need to receive an activation code through the mail (only deliverable in france)

I...

@InvaderXan @Juju lesbians lining up like "hey we want to date her what the fuck"

@Juju
One of my favourites so far was this one:
twitter.com/redditships/status

Like, this guy is complaining about how cool his girlfriend is? I really want to take her out for coffee and ask about her plants.

selfie ec, trans stuff +~ 

selfie ec, trans stuff +~ 

it's the letters f, o, and x, in that order and no others, with no semantic meaning

for when your 'sona is a fox, but not anything described by the word fox

YALL IM GONNA SEE FUCKIN
100 GECS
LIVE NEXT MONTH

im rebranding myself as functional and so far focus groups are showing a positive impact

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